The whole family and I are in the car, and Husband and I are having a conversation about religion. One of us ends a sentence with “…people who believe in God.”

Aitch: You know, I believe in God.

Me: You do?

Husband: Which god do you believe in?

Aitch: Thor.

Husband: Well, then, Thursday is your Sabbath day, isn’t it?

Happy Thursday, Thor-shippers.