The whole family and I are in the car, and Husband and I are having a conversation about religion. One of us ends a sentence with “…people who believe in God.”
Aitch: You know, I believe in God.
Me: You do?
Husband: Which god do you believe in?
Aitch: Thor.
Husband: Well, then, Thursday is your Sabbath day, isn’t it?
Happy Thursday, Thor-shippers.