Last night, Husband and I went out to dinner. We were walking home around 11:00 p.m. when we saw a police car parked downtown with a cop in the driver’s seat. Like most squad cars, this one was equipped with a laptop, and the officer was using it. Since it was so dark, we could clearly see what was on the illuminated screen.

That’s right: Solitaire.

Dear Mr. Port City Cop on the Beat: Isn’t there any policy against playing games on your work computer while on duty? And, even if there isn’t, don’t you think it would be prudent to stay, I don’t know, alert while on patrol?

Also, you totally missed red seven on black eight.