To: Aitch
From: Mommy
Re: Getting away with it

The next time you decide to mark your brother in permanent ink, try to refrain from using your initials. Your denials will be that much more plausible if he’s not sporting a pattern of H’s.

Also, for the record, one does not have to be a forensics expert to deduce that it would be impossible for Minor to write well-formed consonants on his own back.