Yesterday, when walking downtown, I saw a woman on the sidewalk pushing a three-year-old girl on a push-trike. You know, one of those tricycles with a protruding handlebar that allows the parent to control the speed and direction of a tyke that may not be able to pedal or steer yet.

The girl was wearing a helmet.

Aitch has such a tricycle. Do I really need to put a helmet on him? I mean, that little girl wasn’t traveling any faster than her mother could amble. Her mother was completely in control of her. They were on the sidewalk. I can think of ten activities that are more likely to result in a head injury than riding a push-trike, and the first two are “walking” and “sitting on a chair.”

Reminds me of the kid in A Mighty Wind whose mother forced him to wear a helmet while playing chess.